“ My songs prove I’ll be a great dad.
John Mayer
Misquoter
“ Here’s a rumor: Everyone in McCain’s campaign staff is gay.
Sarah Palin
“ Anyone else get blitzed last night? Oh man. The Founding Fathers had some serious foresight when they created the lame duck period between election day and inauguration. I’m not sure I’ll be recover from this headache until January 20th
Barack Obama
“ I haven’t demonstrated good judgment other places too … Two salads in one day? Is that Presidential material. I hesitate to think so.
McCain on voting for Obama.
“ The Jack Bauer guide to controlling your anger at the polls.
Keifer Sutherland
“ Malt Liquor and Pot—Vote Suppression Tools for a New Age.
John McCain
“ But then I had a brilliant idea. I picked up the phone called up dear, sweet, nubile Ricky Van Veen and asked him to commission some of his CollegeHumor boys to write me a quarterly earnings rundown! He had a speech for me — bless his tender young heart — within three days! Recession be damned, this is going to be a real zinger.
Barry Diller
“ I was planning on re-gifting these kickbacks to orphans.
Ted Stevens
“ Arizona if you don’t vote for me, just watch what happens
John McCain
“ Seeking: Experienced writer for fun new book project
Osama Bin Laden
