Misquoter

“My songs prove I’ll be a great dad.”
— John Mayer

Nov 18th

“Here’s a rumor: Everyone in McCain’s campaign...”
— Sarah Palin

Nov 7th

“Anyone else get blitzed last night? Oh man. The Founding...”
— Barack Obama

Nov 5th

“I haven’t demonstrated good judgment other places too...”
— McCain on voting for Obama.

Nov 4th

“The Jack Bauer guide to controlling your anger at the polls.”
— Keifer Sutherland

Nov 4th

“Malt Liquor and Pot—Vote Suppression Tools for a New...”
— John McCain

Nov 3rd

“But then I had a brilliant idea. I picked up the phone...”
— Barry Diller

Nov 3rd