September 2008
9 posts
“At least we saved Goldman Sachs.”
– Hank Paulson
“The Super Collider did cause huge blackhole… on Wall Street.”
– Jim Cramer
“Perhaps if you’d broadcast the news in a level-headed, non-partisan way...”
– O’Reilly on Olbermann ousting.
“Like real estate, foreign policy experience is about location, location,...”
– John McCain
“No fair, I’m the change candidate!”
– Barack Obama
“I feel empty. I sort of feel like I’m having morning sex with Ash, but...”
– Peyton Manning on Brady’s injury
“Also hockey moms are usually less rabid than pit bulls.”
– Sarah Palin
“Another conspiracy theory: Pinkberry and Red Mango are the same company!”
– Vladimir Putin
“Plan your monthly cycles around my tour schedule. I know, this sounds mean, and...”
– John Mayer