“ I’m using daylight savings time to reset the national debt clock.
Henry Paulson
Misquoter
“ So, I am off to my fallout shelter deep in the Berkshire mountains. Yeah, I got myself a cool hat. Also stocked up on the essentials: ammo, spam, fresh water and pornography. So, I wish the rest of you good luck, but don’t come knocking on my shelter as Big Cram is in a shoot first, shoot second and then shoot again just to be sure kinda mood. Unless of course the Dow bounces back in which case please please disregard all this and watch Mad Money at 6pm and again at 11pm on CNBC.
Jim Cramer
“ At least we saved Goldman Sachs.
Hank Paulson
“ The Super Collider did cause huge blackhole… on Wall Street.
Jim Cramer
“ Perhaps if you’d broadcast the news in a level-headed, non-partisan way like me, you would still have a job.
O’Reilly on Olbermann ousting.
“ Like real estate, foreign policy experience is about location, location, location!
John McCain
“ No fair, I’m the change candidate!
Barack Obama
“ I feel empty. I sort of feel like I’m having morning sex with Ash, but when I ask her if it feels good I realize she has fallen back asleep.
Peyton Manning on Brady’s injury
“ Also hockey moms are usually less rabid than pit bulls.
Sarah Palin
“ Another conspiracy theory: Pinkberry and Red Mango are the same company!
Vladimir Putin
