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Almost as accurate as the New York Times
And if the Mommy and Daddy are very famous, then there are hoards of rabid paparazzi and obsessed lunatics waiting outside of the maternity ward thirsting for Mommy’s placenta. Do these weird and crazy people come from Mommies and Daddies too? No, they don’t. They were born alone in fields of mud, crying, and that’s how they’re going to die. Angelina Jolie (from “My gynecologist, my hero”)