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Almost as accurate as the New York Times
So, I am off to my fallout shelter deep in the Berkshire mountains. Yeah, I got myself a cool hat. Also stocked up on the essentials: ammo, spam, fresh water and pornography. So, I wish the rest of you good luck, but don’t come knocking on my shelter as Big Cram is in a shoot first, shoot second and then shoot again just to be sure kinda mood. Unless of course the Dow bounces back in which case please please disregard all this and watch Mad Money at 6pm and again at 11pm on CNBC. Jim Cramer